freshest app of 2014

my name is hailey mello and since the day I was born I had a dream of being able to milk cows for a living. unfortunately I live in the tiny state of lynyhintopia, in a little city on Mars. when I was browsing through the space catalog of the hottest apps of 2014(earth years) I was shocked. I nearly jumped out of my space suit!!!!! my alien sister, brianna, was ecstatic. we quickly downloaded the app and it only took 14 light years. when it was finished, I opened it and boom my dream came true. I milked and milked and milked until I just couldnt milk anymore. I milked so much that I got a rare disease called milkosophogus. I had to go to Neptune to have my fingers surgically removed. all in all it was worth it and I would recommend it to anyone. Im typing with my toes now because no hands. 5 stars.

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