This game is legendary

THIS GAME IS AN ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE. IT PERFECTLY EXPLOITS EVERY MANS UNCONSCIOUS DESIRE TO MILK COWS DRY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. THIS GAME IS A DIVINE GIFT THAT HAS BEEN SCULPTED BY GOD HIMSELF WHICH WILL PURIFY ANY AND EVERY MOMENT OF BOREDOM ONE MAY HAVE. THIS IS A REVOLUTIONARY GAME THAT WILL CHANGE OUR SOCIETY TO ACCEPT AND EMBRACE TRUE ART. THIS GAME HAS EVEN CHANGED MY VIEW OF LIFE ITSELF AND EVERY MORNING I CANNOT NOR ANYONE ESLE CAN RESIST THE URGE TO PULL THOSE LUSCIOUS UTTERS.

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