Milk The Cow App Reviews

Im a married father of two, and I was on the verge of losing my wife and children before I downloaded this app. Now my family and I huddle around the iPad and each pick our favorite teat and milk the cow, sometimes for hours at a time! Thank you Cow Milking app!

The app is ok but the pro one is better

Okay. So one night I got this app. And it was like OMG. I love this app. I its just like so much fun. I play it with the family you can make it a family game and everybody can play. And he can brag and Bragg and Brad. And its just so much fun. I really love this app. If you could get this app for $150. I would!!! You can just do everything you ever wanted to do. Like if you live in the city. You are not buy a farm see you dont get to milkhouse, and with this app your life is changed. I just think anybody who has this app. Is Mike a better person. If you have this app. Get it. Because you need it! And it will teach a life lesson. You dont want to be a farmer. Its gross. And less you have the Robo cow thing we can like Milk a lot of Couse. But I live in New York New York and like a penthouse Im joking Im poor LOL. But Im not like so poor that I like and like living on the streets. Its just like its just this whole big thing happened and Bob Loblaw my mom is not like with a right draft so if she gets with the right draft sometime shes a zoo lady I forgot to tell you that she doesnt Macalice but yeah its a lot of fun I really like it and get it if you have the chance I would pay hundred and $80 million for it if you could just get this app that would be the best thing in the world. I love Jesus. Not to offend anybody is an atheist or anything but its just I just do NGZ loves counts also and or also like as if and or!

All the cow does is one drip per pull dont get the app its a terrible app!!!!!!!

I hate it if I did like it why wouldnt have volume controll

I like it but I wish you could use other cows without upgrading it

Best game ever good for when youve got some time

IF YOU DONT HAVE THE APP YOU NEED TO GET IT!!!

Udderly awesome. Mooooove over other cow games cause this game is unbelievably mooving. Where do you get dragons milk from? Short legged cows. What do you call cow rabies? mad cow disease!

What am I doing with my life..?

my name is hailey mello and since the day I was born I had a dream of being able to milk cows for a living. unfortunately I live in the tiny state of lynyhintopia, in a little city on Mars. when I was browsing through the space catalog of the hottest apps of 2014(earth years) I was shocked. I nearly jumped out of my space suit!!!!! my alien sister, brianna, was ecstatic. we quickly downloaded the app and it only took 14 light years. when it was finished, I opened it and boom my dream came true. I milked and milked and milked until I just couldnt milk anymore. I milked so much that I got a rare disease called milkosophogus. I had to go to Neptune to have my fingers surgically removed. all in all it was worth it and I would recommend it to anyone. Im typing with my toes now because no hands. 5 stars.

Ok, so I have not officially played this game yet, it is downloading now, but just wanted to say the title is what had me wanting to see it for myself. I chuckled out loud when I read the title. I give it 5 stars on that alone

I like it but it needs more detail like its not that fun if you dont get prizes and the cow duz not look like a real cow

This app is really wired what kid needs to milk a cow on the phone or iPad

THIS GAME IS UTTERLY AMAZING!! HEHEHEHEHEHE

Wheres the volume??? Totally not a full cow milking app ios experience. Come on app designers!!

No sound

This app is so fun I love it so much!

I love this game so much but I would like for the app to allow me to change the cow but other than that I love the game I think you should make milk the gotta . I love milk the cow is really fun if it would let you Change the cow I would give it 5 stars but it wont let me so I give it 4 stars .

Not The best... It has really good graphics but terrible idea, why milk a cow not a goat? Goats are better... :)